Hasta que entre en funcionamiento
La verdad nada más quería darle salida a estas fotos haraganas, luego les enseño a lo que me refería con cosas bellas (no, no es esta chica, eso de verdad me da pena, pero ya lo hice)
Este blog ya está por alcanzar la mayoría de edad, es una cosa de locos, pocos llegan a hacerse tan viejos. Algún día veremos actividad en http://jiff01.com/
istico de ellos (tan criticado, yan imitado y tan efectivo) se llevaron su cuarta copa y ahí estan a la saga de Brasil (que todavía no me repongo de la decepción) justo en un momento en que su futbol de nuevo se ve envuelto en un escandalo.¯ “Oh, the times they are a changing…” ¯
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDM first, sir.
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's, 3897950001-54-66689.
Operator: Thank you Mr. Phelps. I see your E-mail address is, phelps@home.net and that you live at, 8257 Private Drive. Your home phone number is, 505-7633, your office number over at Brave New World Insurance is, 254-7697 and your cell number is, 733-7433. Which number are you calling from sir?
Customer: Huh? I’m at home. Where’d you get all this information?
Operator: We’re wired into the HSS, sir.
Customer: The HSS, what is that?
Operator: We’re wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. It will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.
Customer: (sighs) Oh well — I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Customer: Whaddya mean?
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.
Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, and your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.
Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.
Operator: That may not work either, sir. Your checking account is also overdrawn.
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.
Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^*^&$%^$@#!
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge. Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?
Customer: (speechless)
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.
A futuro Castro ve a Ingram más grande, sólido e importante dentro del mercado; “en el ultimo año ha retomado su rol de liderazgo dentro de la industria”, pues han dado la pauta de hacia dónde va el negocio, en dónde hay que innovar y qué hay que dejar de hacer.
El directivo dijo: “Ingram tiene un camino largo por delante”. Además, la firma incorporó la herramienta Six Sigma, que permite atacar los problemas de procesos, con una metodología más profesional y certera. “Pero eso no se hubiera logrado sin el trabajo y compromiso de la gente”, reconoce el directivo.
Y hasta habla como argentino, así, sensishito
Poco a poco los obstáculos fueron desapareciendo, “lo logré con perseverancia, de hablarles constantemente de los cambios y del porqué, además de ser congruente entre lo que hago y lo que digo, una línea que siempre he mantenido”.