Mactards!!!!

Does the CDC know about this new mutation for the virus responsible of the behavioral disease called "apple fanboyism" that renders the patients into mactards?

Genus Ipadneedus; type species: Hipsterus acefalus

I believe we can confirm the disease's gone airborne, and know it´s also turned swift, for the so called "switchers" the damage used to take something in the range f 8-28 months to be irreversible, but alas, know the mactards are blooming, and it takes less than a semester to transform once smart individuals whom used to love having options and freedom of choice into mumbling beings willing to pay for service packs and overpriced and dated hardware in exchange for peace of mind.

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